TRUTH.

Regardless of the outcome, the Raptors coach should be fired on principle alone.

It was a fart.

I sometimes have multiple dinners a night, so I can only sample a plate. I wish every restaurant had tapa size portions of entrees so you could just try a few things on the menu. Until then, I’ll keep ordering the full entrees and just nibble each one. 

The best part about pies, is that you can put anything in them. Starter meat pie is going to be on my next cookout menu.

I still savor that flavor. But at least you guys are contenders and we’re now just pretenders.

That man knows his way around a sausage.

Man, Fred Armisen is looking old these days.

I have done nothing to my body or my face,” Kravitz told Mr. Porter in a 2017 interview.“I just wash it with water.”

Who makes steak at a cookout? Unless we’re talking carne asada, then we’re talking.

A better system than our dark money system would be to just allow corporate sponsorship of candidates, like they do in NASCAR. Just make them wear all the logos of the corporations they are getting money from. Me, I’m voting for the cool guy with the PornHub jacket.

It’s like Trader Joe’s if it were having a going-out-of business sale of random shit. This place is more like Grocery Outlet, which sells grocery closeouts, but without the pleasant surprises of organic products. The few times I’ve been to an Aldi, I felt like it was the eve of a hurricane and everything was about to…

Only to have the boy who sat around mumbling the same pointless line for the last two seasons swoop in and be named king...

I think that’s the play for Magic, Kobe & LeBron. They all want to be the face of whatever group ends up taking over the Lakers. They must all hate each other’s guts, otherwise they’d be working together.

No one else has a “tasting loaf” of white bread that they use for this? Aka my chef’s appetizer.

It means she went inside the store, probably during the day, and does not know how to JITB properly: 1) drunk drive-thru, 2) 5 orders of double tacos.

Hope for a meteor strike?

Or better yet, a loaf of fresh bread.

It was nutella, wasn’t it?

Yeah, baked beans is the sin, not the bean the sinner.