I’m a pie bigamist, and custard pies are one of my favorite types. From bean to pumpkin, and everything in between.

Why’d you think they went from 3 to 1?

Damn, damn, damn.

You know how much blocking went into getting a dragon to lift off at just the right moment when Daenaryaearyasreas was walking into frame?

She’s wearing her Rosie the Ribeater outfit.

When you say the N-word thought out loud.

The Unsullied got shafted for sure. Sent to an island sex paradise with neither bait nor tackle. Maybe that’s why they took the Dothraki with them, so they can at least watch.

Wonder if Deutsche Bank is the foreign entity in the Mueller report.

If his Pie Shoppe was in Flea Bottom, well, his cakes might be a little burnt.

Maybe there’s something to this breastfeeding after all.

Pod is also Kingsguard and Chief Chair Pusher. I’m sure Bran has a chambermaid to tend to him and Pod just sits nearby.

This whole endless debate about Game of Thrones is obviously a distraction from the real issues: the new update to (kinja??)the commenting system.

She’s Lord Commander of the Kingsguard. They don’t play.

The Doom of Valyria was Nestle Waters buying up all the water rights and everyone getting greyscale from drinking sewer water.

Let me guess, he went for the head.

Not to mention Tyrion’s entire monologue to convince Jon to murk her.

Everyone mad about Bran the Broken, the Disinterested King, just remember that it was foreshadowed years ago that a cat would become king.

Hot Pie: “Hey native people of West Westeros, I made you this pie as a gift.”

The worst part of all this is that all the PoC got shafted for trusting a White lady.

That was the oath Tyrion made Bronn not to kill him & Jamie. He gave him Highgarden. I think it was to show that Tyrion keeps his word, no matter how outlandish the promise.