Davos and Brienne are Lord & Lady, just like everyone else there. 

God bless America.

King’s landing is only the seat of the 7 kingdoms; the light show was for those other Great Houses. She can just as easily rule from Dragonstone.

1. Not Trump.

She doesn’t necessarily even have to be crazy; the only way to claim and keep the Iron Throne is to kill everything. It’s repeatedly been shown throughout the history of the damn thing. I wonder if her act is her realizing that and burning the whole thing down.

Cersei ate some crow last night. 

“it wasn’t some petty payback” it was some big-ass payback.

Cashews are literally poisonous in their raw form; I think the sacrifice of a few of our fellow humans in the service of tasty nom-noms for the rest of us should be lauded.

You want rats in your subway? Because this is how you get rats in your subway.

This lady must have a sweet tooth, because she got served just dessert.

More like antisocial media, amirite?

Look at Mr. Fancy Tools over heah! I get my microwaves from the sun, as Ra intended. Grate, wrap in cheesecloth and twist the water out of them, microwave outdoors for 3-4 hours in direct sunlight.

Mash it you dummy

In costume as her grandmoms and everything.

I guess your sheep fucking occurred in the privacy of the barn.

Solid choices for the first few rounds then it goes to hell as usual, which is why my some of my favorite pizza places don’t allow more than three toppings on pies.

Proposing a dessert pizza should automatically kick your account and ban you for 5 years.

That unicorn was hung like a horse.

Tricorns are all-American.

EXT/INT- RENTAL CAR