This whole endless debate about Game of Thrones is obviously a distraction from the real issues: the new update to (kinja??)the commenting system.

She’s Lord Commander of the Kingsguard. They don’t play.

The Doom of Valyria was Nestle Waters buying up all the water rights and everyone getting greyscale from drinking sewer water.

Let me guess, he went for the head.

Not to mention Tyrion’s entire monologue to convince Jon to murk her.

Everyone mad about Bran the Broken, the Disinterested King, just remember that it was foreshadowed years ago that a cat would become king.

Hot Pie: “Hey native people of West Westeros, I made you this pie as a gift.”

The worst part of all this is that all the PoC got shafted for trusting a White lady.

That was the oath Tyrion made Bronn not to kill him & Jamie. He gave him Highgarden. I think it was to show that Tyrion keeps his word, no matter how outlandish the promise.

Davos and Brienne are Lord & Lady, just like everyone else there. 

God bless America.

King’s landing is only the seat of the 7 kingdoms; the light show was for those other Great Houses. She can just as easily rule from Dragonstone.

“Cook food.” Fresh baked bread is an ultra-processed food.

Ultra-processed food= all baking. FUCK YOU SCIENCE.

1. Not Trump.

She doesn’t necessarily even have to be crazy; the only way to claim and keep the Iron Throne is to kill everything. It’s repeatedly been shown throughout the history of the damn thing. I wonder if her act is her realizing that and burning the whole thing down.

Cersei ate some crow last night. 

“it wasn’t some petty payback” it was some big-ass payback.

Cashews are literally poisonous in their raw form; I think the sacrifice of a few of our fellow humans in the service of tasty nom-noms for the rest of us should be lauded.

You want rats in your subway? Because this is how you get rats in your subway.