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This lady must have a sweet tooth, because she got served just dessert.

More like antisocial media, amirite?

Look at Mr. Fancy Tools over heah! I get my microwaves from the sun, as Ra intended. Grate, wrap in cheesecloth and twist the water out of them, microwave outdoors for 3-4 hours in direct sunlight.

Mash it you dummy

In costume as her grandmoms and everything.

I guess your sheep fucking occurred in the privacy of the barn.

Solid choices for the first few rounds then it goes to hell as usual, which is why my some of my favorite pizza places don’t allow more than three toppings on pies.

Proposing a dessert pizza should automatically kick your account and ban you for 5 years.

That unicorn was hung like a horse.

Tricorns are all-American.

EXT/INT- RENTAL CAR

Don’t forget that Khal Drogo raping her also made her stronger.

Why stop at two franchises?

Avatar porn, maybe, but a sequel? Nah.

Yeah the bad apple doesn’t fall far from the bad tree.

Everyone getting fired because Gawker/Gizmodo Media Group has merged with General Electric’s Hood Range subsidiary.

I’m a Christian and my Christian beliefs are you don’t do interracial marriage.

If they followed the letter of the law, they’d have to arrest half the country for being complicit in White terrorism. Lol.

Mmmmm....pulled shoulder....

All she’s really saying is that what’s good for the gander is good for the goose-stepper.