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It turns into a tandoor after it gets hit by an Abrams shell.

You think Trump is going to take it easier on him? Lol. This guy is a terrible politician and schmuck. He can’t win for losing. 

bout time

Yup. I grew up on the SoCal charbroiled burger joint style, and to this day prefer a grilled burger to any griddled one. 

Nothing wrong with a grilled pineapple teriyaki burger.

Interesting theory, and it you want to explore the limits of classical burger theory you would get into the relativistic merits of charbroiling/flamebroiling/grilling/griddling/steaming. 

It me; I am Ariana Grande.

Hey, at least I didn’t go full A/V Club. My apologies.

Or better yet:

That’s what I get for just reading the URL and not clicking on it. Never mind.

Animal studies are the preliminary studies done prior to human subject research. Because, you know, you have to test your hypothesis before you can experiment on humans. These are also specially bred lab mice that contain human tissue (or organs in some cases) not some rat from PetSmart. It’s not junk science because

Trump = Fistful of TicTacs in his Diet Coke.

Trump = Fistful of TicTacs in his Diet Coke.

I guess compared to Philly, Chicago is an upgrade. 

“Angela, baby, listen. I know we haven’t seen eye-to-eye, but we can cut a deal, right? I heard you have a bunch empty camps you aren’t using and I’ve got a buncha Mexican kids...hello? Angela?”

Look, you don’t want to mix them up, okay? Trust me.

My job won’t provide paper plates, so I use them as paper...plates.

What’s so great about Chicago, then?

This is something, I tell you. And I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. I’ve seen Original Tommy’s chili congealing on an In-n-Out Double-Double Animal Style. I’ve seen KFC spicy popcorn chicken scattered on a Hawaiian pizza from Pizza Hut. I’ve seen a Chik-Fil-A sandwich made with Krispy Kreme donuts. All of