Denzel slicing up fools like a sushi chef wasnt too shabby.

He knows he has no chance in hell of winning the nomination, and that’s why he tried this move. This is like some creepy dude in high school asking how come the hot girls never ask nice guys like themselves to the prom, thinking the gambit just increased his 0% chance to 0.01%. It never works, and this guy will spend…

Trumpelstilskins = The Greys

It's Lebanese, but carry on.

Yeah they meant trademark infringement, even though they wouldnt have a claim there either since these products are genuine.

I can get you a good price. 

Yeah, actually, apizza is its own thing and still the best. 

That looks like an ‘after’ picture.

There’s already an LA style, but it’s shared with the dipshits in SanFran. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California-style_pizza

The scrambled eggs seem an attempt to make up for the lack of volume that come from not making these in a skillet. Jiggling the skillet in the traditional French method will create these curds. Good reverse-engineering for the flat top, though. This chef knows the limits of his equipment and how to adapt to it. 

I say let the douchebag have this "win" and focus on impeaching the motherfucker.

lol

Exactly, baguettes ain’t got no flex. 

The guy who snitched on himself is probably the only one who is really sorry in all of this.

The way to do it is to preempt the SOTU like Kamala “46” Harris. That’s some boss shit right there. She doesn’t even need to respond because she doesn’t give a fuck.

Me 2 years from now, jerking off to President Kamala Harris porn. “This is great.”

Black Angus Mirror.

“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for an apology I can tell you I don’t have any shame, but what I do have are a very particular set of prejudices. Prejudices I have acquired over a very long life. Prejudices that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my Whiteness…

He was looking for the “I wish somebody would” Black man, but he was in the wrong country for that. 

And here I was just walking up to people eating pizza and snapping a photo like a tourist.