It’s Georgia, so that’s probably already pre-filled on the paperwork.

Step 1: Throw the boxed shells in the garbage and watch this video:

That requires the secret knowledge of literacy.

Asking a Teen why they do stupid shit is like asking your dog why it licks its nuts. 

There’s either more rampant valuation inflation in makeup companies than there is in tech startups, or I went into the wrong line of business (again).

Lol, yep. “This racism smells funny, but....I’mma eat it anyway.”

Taxpayer money, too.

You know who else held rallies all the time?

Looks boricua to me. 

I’m guessing Puerto Rican based on his ears.

The only thing I would add to a chocolate chip is a scoop of ice cream and another chocolate chip cookie on top of that because I’m eating a chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich. 

The best reason to switch from burning flower to vaping is to prevent contributing to climate change. All those huge rips of thick clouds floating off into the atmosphere--it’s bad, man.

This all day. Those Era pods are the best shit to happen to smoking weed in the bathroom of every venue since the last thing.

Trade him to the Lakers for some of Lebron’s grand crus.

Your word is a typo.

It’s a genius plan; second only to my plan of never having kids.

And CMS is already targeting them for change with their bundled payment models to reduce complexity in billing (and also provide better care, supposedly).

And also if “store-bought” is their one requirement, store bakery cookies (which are fresh-er) should be on the table.

I’m not blind, so I saw this one coming.

School during the day and ganging after-school.