Not in 40 years, I’m betting.

What is left out of this description is that the event was actually called “Boofing Beers 4 Brett.” So the bar’s reaction is understandable. 

If your kid is going to have their first puking hangover, better to have it in the comfort of their own home instead of curled up weeping in the corner of the dorm shower. Makes total sense.

Yup, PeiWei is a corporate Chinese chain. Panda Express was started as a fast casual offshoot of Panda Inn restaurants, which as you mentioned are family-owned Chinese restaurants.

Except John Cena’s ambiguously positioning himself to play Chinese roles.

Yeah, that baby’s gonna end up for sale.

“And what sociopathic nerd came up with that Palantir shit?” 

Too much smoke, not enough vape, tbh.

It’s all in the Louis bag, mang.

I think he got both grits and oatmeal (for his hypertension).

I’m sure he feels more comfortable having women working under him. They’re easier to train, too.

The good news is that you can still find your favorite cancer flavors in the unregulated cannabis concentrate industry. Mmm...tangie.

I don’t know if my publicist will kill me for saying this. We’d get high and then we’d sit in the bath together and we’d rub makeup brushes on our faces. It’s fun.

I do have to admit that using an app to order my Starbucks has made me a better tipper, since it’s so easy to just add a buck or two to my order now. Of course, since all mobile ordering seems to be prioritized at Starbucks in the push to get people to switch over, it’s hard to know if I’m actually getting better…

Or play him off a female American CIA agent like the one in Zero Dark Thirty.

Yeah, the whole point is that he’s basically a walking cliche of a “man’s man”. So you would turn the cliche on its head by having a woman be the misogynist. Pretty sure they call that being a Tory and it’s nothing new.

Good ol’ Gus Chiggins lives to tell another tale.

Yeah, I was thinking “I’m glad he didn’t actually hurt him in his attempt to hurt him because he would have gotten hurt.”

Next thing you know they’ll be telling us the hot dog rollers aren’t for drying off your dildos after you wash them in the bathroom.

Kanye has many lanes, but critical thinking isn't one of them.