The Poor iPhone is a Windows phone.

I think I may have tried this one but found the lime flavor reacted with the coffee’s acidity and made it taste weird. The lemon is mild enough to not have the same issue, but I don’t recall exactly since I was probably drunk, stoned, or both.

Premade coldbrew over lots of ice and then pour over the bubbles to taste. Usually i do half a can so as to not dilute it too much. 

Read those passages and tell me that’s not what they’re thinking as they go through with it anyway. It’s an apt metaphor.

GOP Senators are running a train on us.

Like all my bad habits, I learned it here first.

EXACTLY. I was like, “I have all these lemon LaCroix at the back of the fridge because they suck. Wonder what happens if I put them in my Chameleon cold brew?”

“Dirty” diaper full of nugs. And no one will ask why it smells like piss.

This sounds more like an adverse reaction to her medications that she wasn’t expecting because “WOOOO drinking mah white wine at the mommy and me show for the ‘gram! Keeping it 000%”

This is dumb and stupid, so let’s keep it going.

(the joke is that you ruined it)

Lol, just when they snatching victory from defeat. Keep it up fuckstain.

Just when I thought I was all baconed out, YOU PULL ME BACK INNNNNNNN.

Leimert Park is at the intersection of the hood and the hills. This isn’t gentrification because it’s their neighborhood.

If you do this on a White iPhone, it also posts bail and changes your current Facebook profile photo to your First Communion photo.

It’s just recycling his Badman role.

Maybe it’s time you woke up to the fact that it’s always been this way.

Exactly. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

I plan to just mock this when the North Koreans vandalize it and put up the pee tape (and also go blind watching it). Nice knowing you eyes.

They don’t care; they plan on repealing the 19th Amendment as soon as Kavanaugh is confirmed.