This one has all the bases covered:

No, I think it deserves to be said loudly to them.

And maybe what we have here is also a clear acknowledgment by the DA that no one in their office has the balls to bring a cop up on murder charges, even when they might be applicable.

Nah, Larry Burns is too intelligent.

Murder needs intent, so usually manslaughter is the charge you see in “accidental” shootings. Will be interesting (and by interesting I mean depressing as fuck) to see what her defense strategy will be.

His only oversight was that he did not include one for Trump:

The Law for short.

And all society has been transformed into a perpetual war between various Strongholds, largely deathless affairs of constant bombing campaigns and explosive destruction, human life a contest to see which Stronghold master can earn the most plaudits for violence. Meanwhile, the majority of people live below in…

Cost-cutting and lowest-bid vendors? I’m guessing this particular can of worms goes up the chain a long way.

I know I was shocked to see how well-versed these cops are at falsifying narratives.

Does anyone look good coming out of this story?

At most, pizza was a witness to people’s stupidity here. At worst, maybe it exacerbated these folks innate stupidity, like when you take a bite out of a pizza that just came out of the oven...in any case, pizza is not to blame here. Pizza is forever blameless.

You obviously don’t know how to nude right.

The term for this is “conspiracy fact.”

At least they picked a good title for their movie.

Not gonna happen. Babies are growing up on social media now. Developmental milestones now include “first tweet” and first “internet shitstorm.”

Yep, that shit could kill you.

They can try putting a sheet over him and his desk and just wait it out for a few years.

What if they’re one and the same?

Did you think the gods would tread lightly when they came among you? Into the ‘Boom Tube’ with you. A new plaything for Granny. The life you knew is over. Mine now.