Yeah, it’ll be....Oprah!

It puts the editing in your hands!!

“Selena: Texas Ranger.”

Moist men, please, daddy.

Bees are not tax deductible in the US, dipshit. You must be Canadian.

She would be the perfect candidate to kick off wealth redistribution. Imagine waking up one day and there’s a car under your chair if you’re poor, but bees if you’re rich. I’m voting twice.

Oh, no, not Jams Franco!

Ah, I see we have another cineaste in the house. Well met, señor.

I know, right? He looks like the Leprechaun from those 90s movies.

Great, now Trump is going to claim to be a war hero.

The first rule of Trump Club is that you don’t talk about Trump Club.

Will Obama’s inauguration cake make an appearance, though?

Hmmm.

So it’s like Airbnb but with Stockholm syndrome.

No, he does not understand a goddam thing.

“So the sooner it’s worked out, the better it is for the country.”

Food, his victim is Food.

I will. NYE is on a Sunday. Sunday is for Sunday Dinner. Sunday Dinner is Sunday roast. Get your pizza away from my manners, please. Thank you.

Time travel. Hitler still needs killing. And Trump, oh god....and wait, it only goes forward in time?