"Failure is not getting knocked down. It's not getting up."

These fucking idiots are ALL awful. Fuck Peter King, fuck the NFL, fuck Roger Gooddell, fuck the Ravens, fuck Rice's lawyer, fuck Steve Smith, fuck Schefter, fuck Harbaugh, fuck everyone who defended Ray Rice and/or tried to pin some of the blame on Janay, and most of all, fuck Ray Motherfucking Rice.

How about the fans who gave him a standing ovation:

Oh wow, does this mean they're going to sign LeBron now?

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,

I hate that pesky auto-gammons.

Thread title: WOOHOOING GOT MY SIM PREGNANT AND MY BOYFRIEND DEAD

This is not the way I thought I would hear about Joan Rivers' passing.

Way to stay on top of things, EA.