The international breakfast is a half-waffle

I worked for a notoriously high-calorie, large-portion casual dining chain that specialized in having an obscene selection of cheesecakes on their dessert menu.

Maybe hot chocolate lady was allergic to beige?

This felt like game 7 of the conference finals, or the Finals. It seems like a waste that it was a first round match up... of course, it’s like having a world class violinist play happy birthday for your 5 year-old. It may be overkill, but it has its own sense of awesomeness that it is just a first round series.

Somehow Blake Griffin had a triple-double and he was probably the 4th-most memorable Clipper in that game. I just wow.

There was more quality basketball in this series than in the entire Eastern Conference season.

I hate this. As someone who doesn’t care who won, but was just enjoying the series, it’s always the fucking worst when it ends like this. You feel robbed of the whole series. I wish the Clippers would have just dominated the last minute and won. You feel like you watched this whole series leading up to this and…

There was nothing about this series that felt like a first round.

It’s been almost 40 years since I graduated from law school, but I don’t recall being taught there was a “professional boxer exemption” to crime of battery.

His own son called him a fucking coward yet these guys want to sit there and tell us it is different.

Yo, Mike, there’s a long history of blacks being treated as less than human. Does that mean that anyone who attempts to change this is naive and they’re just silly for trying?

Sometimes I wonder whenever a once renowned sports columnists says something stupid on ESPN is if they were that stupid before they joined ESPN or is there just something in the water there.

Especially nut allergies. Those and shellfish allergies are the most likely to kill you, possibly within just a few minutes. My aunt and stepfather-in-law both have serious shellfish allergies, and we eat a lot of shellfish. So whenever they come over for dinner we just keep the food we’re going to use in another…

I had a coworker (who was otherwise an excellent server) get fired because he told someone a dish was nut-free when it actually had a cashew spread on it. We were busy, and he forgot, but it was extremely careless. He didn’t even bother to mention the allergy to the kitchen. I saw her get carted off in an ambulance on…

Thank you for writing this and for sharing this person’s story. I hope this gets mainpaged on every website across the interwebs. My daughter has a serious allergy to tree nuts (as in her throat will swell shut and she could die) and a good fifty percent of the time, when asking the server about the ingredients of a…

I’m allergic to tomatoes, potatoes and all other nightshades, people NEVER believe me.

Didn't save that M4 from careening over that curb when his tire was 1.5 psi underinflated.

WOW, I always found that the last GT lacked SYNC, a touch screen, steering wheel switches and TPMS!

...If we wanted these things we’d get an Escape.

It wasn’t that long ago that most media reports on the EmDrive (the few that existed) started with the assumption that Roger Sawyer was a kook. The quotes from experts almost always automatically dismissed his invention because it would be “impossible”.

I've seen a lot of SportsCenter in my life. I've never seen an emotional Hannah Storm.