I can’t tell you how happy it makes me to find you on every Gawker media site commenting/making posts. It’s like finding a cherished old friend unexpectedly. <3

I’m siding with you on this one too. He struck me as a guy who needed an excuse to get rid of a team he didn’t really care for, like a multibillionare 4 year old who got tired of his toy.

This is a stellar deal if you buy over $45 in paper products and nonperishable bulk items per year. Great catch.

This is a stellar deal if you buy over $45 in paper products and nonperishable bulk items per year. Great catch.

This is beautiful. + infinite failed charges

JUST TRY AND STOP ME KARA

i can name 317 things better than that song including getting mauled by an angry koala

RIGHT like how the hell Gambino not gonna win over Eminem and Igloo

it's apparent our lord has forsaken us

but like how did Eminem win rap album of the year though

the real MVP of the Grammys is Taylor Swift's dress. SHE IS MY QUEEN

'What's better for my baby; Gin or a Long Island?"

OUT.

God damn, Billy. Fantastic as always. The skewering of Casillas has long been one of the most perplexing things to me about Madrid in the Mourinho era. Only time will tell if the damage to his confidence is irreparable; there's a reason most teams don't rotate goalkeepers. Form is everything. As one of the classiest…

As the proud owner of an 08, they may look a bit dated now [refresh for 14 does look nice though], but it's a really good SUV.

Our lord has spoken. All hail.

You're precisely the kind of schmuck who doesn't belong on Jalopnik. Putting other people down for vehicular preferences and expressing such vitriol over buying something with an eye on future value is exactly the kind of person we don't need.

I know it looks long, but something about it just rubs me the right way... I'm probably blinded by the fact that I know what's inside that tail.

I'll second it. The proportions on this are just lovely.

God damn. I love me some Olbermann on the warpath.

OR: you're the worst kind of person because you read things that don't interest you just to complain about how they don't interest you.