You are literally the worst kind of person.

This is the best comment I've read in days. I salute you.

I live down the street from them, and honestly it's a toss-up between them and coggin for me.

Having seen an audit by Mazda, I can confirm that they take protocol very seriously. It's a rather interesting process.

I live in Jacksonville, and I think I know which dealership this is. Based on their description of the customer as long-standing, this is either Lucas Honda or Coggin Honda- the other Honda dealerships are too new/on the wrong side of town. Coggin in particular I've heard mixed stories about [they own multiple stores…

I had a red velvet chocolate chip muffin yesterday for the first time. If you ever get a chance, it'll blow your mind.

Favorite type of muffin?

That's a good Bastille song, buuuut this will forever be my fave.

It's not even that the translation is so much shitty as half-assed. The tweets are actually quite funny- funny enough that they're worth actual translations.

"Suarez bit some guy again and I'm stuck with these messages all night, what a guy, motherfucker."

Mazda dealers unite!

I'm so happy that this exists. I love humanity sometimes.

I'd be very careful about using the phrase "something which doesn't matter" if I were you. This DOES matter.

For anyone outraged about the media's outrage, this is all that needs to be read. An excellent synopsis.

It's a great show! Super pleased HBO picked him up, I've enjoyed it greatly.

It's not so much these words being banned as their issues apparently being so common that these particular words would be banned. Including defect. Which is a pretty useful word, in my opinion. It's not good for any company to recall 1.1 million cars. But where does 11 million lie on that scale? It's an astounding…

I wish I could explain why I like this. Her song "My World" is even catchier.

I'm sorry you had a crap experience with dealers. Those few bad apples ruin it for the rest of the bunch. HOWEVER, if you have the capital available, the real cost of a Tesla is much, much less than that. I think I read somewhere that after federal subsidies the real cost of a Tesla is somewhere in the low-to-mid 40s,…

I'm so excited for Friday's release.

I reckon this may qualify as decisive proof Richard Read never had a childhood and was, instead, raised at a Foxconn factory bereft of Hot Wheels. After emigrating to the United States, his first experience with the English language was actually How The Grinch Stole Christmas, which thereafter became the centrepiece…