Once upon a season dreary,
while I pondered a weak secondary
And dreams of many quaint and curious playoffs of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came thunder clapping,
As of reporters fap fap fapping, fapping at Ray of yore
What murder? Sell some jerseys! Bilk the fans! Forget the gore!

Bro Dozers. Big, loud, driven aggressively, rarely seen off asphalt, hard to get into. Pretty useless.

That name suggests Balotelli doesn't plan on staying for long.

To everyone saying it is just a joke: That's the point.

Ley: Ichiro is the best, man.

Addendum:

"she wouldn't work" = she can't take a rape joke.

Samsung is Korean.

You know I really really want to feel for them because a bad launch for a console does indeed stink in a country that is often a major player of the product involved but I just can't. Microsoft did so much terrible garbage before it's launch and after where it pretty much said whatever to some of these markets on…

Because you don't realize how physically taxing that actually is. And the physical tax, I assume, is what you're using to qualify people as "athletes" versus "non-athletes."

You strike me as the type who would have a lot of trouble trying to use his brain for 6 hours at a stretch.

Check it: three of my last five columns are parking the Ferrari, driving a van, and getting good mileage in a used Honda. And they haven't fired me yet. Next week, I run errands in a Toyota.

On tonight's program; I make a chair, Richard points at a thing and Doug safely and uneventfully drives a van.

It was a lot, but not as bad as some — front brakes for my old E63 wagon were over $1500 for JUST THE PARTS. It was insane.

Now, before I go any further, I should admit that some of our gas mileage issues may have related to my driving style. Since our stuff was so tightly packed in back, and thus there wasn't room for anything to roll around, I figured there was little chance something would break. So I did what any red-blooded American…

Haha. Ferrari content next week, I hope. If you're REALLY excited to hear something about it, you should know I spent $1,500 getting new front brakes for it last week. So there's that.

Certainly not thinking or good writing, either, champ.

THAT is the one thing you took from the article?

play resumes today in St. Louis

Close your eyes, uses a lot of imagination and wish very hard and... then Mephisto will appear and trade it for your marriage.