mannytortellini
mannytortellini
mannytortellini

Really Texas? All that money you save on state income taxes and you couldn't spend $2.50?

Living in Florida is like playing Outlast so it's only fitting.

I wish I'd seen the call out for stories. If it isn't too late...

DAMN YOU DEMURO, MY DISCOVERY IS THE PERFECT BALANCE OF LUXURY WITH DEFENDER UNDERPIN– ah, shit, hang on The 4x4 Center just called me back.

Watching the live feeds, restraint could have been straight saying "good night, protesters!" and walking away. A hundred people standing in the street chanting (for the police storm troopers posted there) did not need to be tear gassed. Holy shit. This all could be ended by the cops seriously investigating the death

From Wesley Lowery's account of his arrest. More info here:

How did our police become autonomous little armies?

99% of my Twitter feed is talking about this. It's incredible what's happening. I am beyond words. The pictures are especially telling. The tear gas smoke, the guns trained on protesters. I wish I could post one, it's of two protesters with their backs turned that have red sniper rifle dots on their backs. (Edit -

Hi yes hello? Hyperbole police? I've got a dude here passing himself off as nobility that says that there are no benefits whatsoever to always-online gaming.

"Number 1 Fan"

Donald Sterling also was officially named World's Biggest #2

You should see the way she sits on my face.

I ordered an Ariana Grande last night. If you think this picture is bad, you should have seen my stool this morning.

I like how she's good at sitting on stools.

Alright, alright, alright.

It's the new fourth meal combo option at Taco Bell

I like it. This picture is good.

Is this where I can offer an anonymous tip? Good. Just seconds after this picture was taken, the stool fell over. There's your tip.

This is exactly the reason why there will be a universal DH in about 10 years. The pitcher bats and then he is out. End of story. The DH was one the better things to ever happen to baseball.