You forgot Step 4: Cry when something breaks and leaves you with the S8's repair bill

Fair enough. Any game in which one team sends out four pitchers who can throw 96 mph is a pretty good game.

I have no regrets about watching Royals vs A's.

I wonder if a car company in the US could do something like this with all the NHTSA and DOT regs? It would be fun to see Chevrolet make some new 1963 Corvette Gran Sports.

Can someone with enough financial resources buy one?

Yea man Pete's been off his rocker lately. I tweeted him about Tony Stewart and he replied saying it was an amazing story. Then I had to deal w/ all this assholes who saw it and bitched at me for saying it was an amazing story. I wasn't the one that said it morons.

Asked restaurant host: "God, did you hear about Robin Williams?"

Peter King: "and your childhood dog isn't at the farm after all. It's dead too."

That's like saying be thankful your colon cancer isn't Ebola or Raped By a Walrus.

Peter King: God, did you hear about Robin Williams?

"Then I asked him to suggest a good microbrew. And a coffeeshop for tomorrow morning."

Holy shit. I hate Peter King. I thought I hated him already, but I've just found a new level of loathing.

I was only about 10 when the Cold War ended. So I missed the feelings of unease, paranoia, and waiting for the seemingly inevitable. So glad it's looking more and more like I will finally get to experience all those wonderful things my parents did.

Is this a joke I don't get? You don't make gumbo with no snow crab.

I had to explain the crab theft to my white grandparents and in-laws at least a dozen times.

Hmmm.....doesn't look like the car made contact with the truck, it looked like the car over-corrected to avoid contact. And clearly the trucker was not in any way responsible for what happened, so it appears that legally the trucker had no obligation to stop. And it's possible that the trucker as he slowed down, saw…

Nah, but if you got $99K

I want a manual transmission in the Vanquish. Can you do that for me, Q?

Demotion to minors? Sheeit. If she's more than six months past her eighteenth birthday, Bryce Harper isn't going near it.