"I've seen way better mom dunks."

Here is a mediocre GIF of the mom dunk:

I'd take that deal and run like the wind!

Hoover might be nuts, but he still wouldn't have signed Tony Romo to an extension.

even if it is not final, it is still sad.

I'm going to say that average person going round the top gear track in an Ariel Atom is a good way to cut the population.

There are stories about a large phantom Rolls that used to terrorize the autobahn by easily catching and running away from what should have been much faster cars...turned out some old guy had transplanted a Merlin engine from a Spitfire into one of the few road-going chassises that could handle all that power.

To put this in perspective....he went through all that shit and finished 13th out of 140.

How can you tell if a person is an ultramarathoner?

My grandfather knew Boone from the golf course. I remember that when the movie came out, Boone was signing photos of Denzel in the movie and (allegedly) selling them. My grandfather brought me one—I'm sure he had won it off of him on the course rather than paid for it—and told me that Herman Boone was the biggest…

Fucked up dude, not starring.

Dale Earnhardt, Jr.: [Crashes into wall at 200 mph]

I think it's safe to say that if Kogay did ANYTHING to contribute to this accident happening, he should be banned from ever entering into a race again.

Men are women's issues, as evidenced by this whole situation.

Your hypothetical is flawless and brilliant, evidenced primarily by the fact that no one else has ever posited such an argument when discussing equal rights. You are a genius.

Domestic abuse is actually generally a men's issue. As they're usually the ones causing the problem.

The problem is the NFL has set a precedent for using suspensions as a means if protecting the "integrity" of the league/brand for behavior of its players it seems inappropriate. So when they give more punishment for positive weed tests or self inflicted gunshot wounds than for a situation of domestic abuse, they are…

Forever. It's not even a jump in logic. He has almost no margin for error.

"So David, I have a question. I seem to be in a very serious situation with my 918. Are you familiar with the term Orlove'd?"