I'm starting to see a theme here in Philly

They're too busy keeping ticketless Chileans out of media centers.

Probably rowing through the flooded streets to get to the stadium.

"The U.S.-Germany match was briefly interrupted by a pitch-invading bro who just wanted to say "'sup" to Thomas Müller."

You gotta be worried about anybody who gets onto the pitch carrying that much stuff.

Which sounds just lovely. But what I'm really interested to see is what the modding community can do with this blank canvas. I'm expecting a Skyrim mod. Or something with anime boobs.

Dreamworks Animation Presents: Braveheart

Dat magnificient hair

I saw this expression and immediately thought of Shrek saying "What, Donkey?"

What font is that, turning the letter O into a black guy?

Tom, you seem like a nice enough guy, but it's pretty obvious that you and I have much different definitions of the word "stupid."

Onazi: OHNOOHNOOHNO

Yeah, that's my bad. I hadn't seen the news about the latest bombing until after this posted. The headline has been changed.

How much will it weigh.....

To be fair, Ivory Coast has been in the group of death at the last two World Cups. In 2006 they had to play Holland and Argentina and in 2010 they had to play Brazil and Portugal.

Ohhhh man...PANTERA! That is some NSFW shit right there...

Unlike those pansies LeBron James and Jozy Altidore. Álvaro Pereira is a true competitor

of course he is. he's a WARRIOR, this is the WORLD CUP, etc.