I'm also new to Florida, and this is the least of the stupid shit in this state that I don't understand.

Quarterfinal game (if we are so lucky) could be on 4th of July

Just kidding! I'm very aware they still make the CLS. I think about it every time I drive past a first-generation CLS, which was very cutting-edge when it came out in 2005, but now looks like the kind of thing an emerging Russian luxury brand would've created during the last days of the Cold War. Seriously: the…

Oh my god! It's Generic Saiyan Amalgamation!!! He's my FAVE!!!

In the US, obtaining someone's personal medical records with the intent to sell or transfer for commercial advantage, personal gain, or malicious harm can result in fines of up to $250,000 and ten years in Federal prison regardless of the unauthorized source of release. The party responsible for maintaining the…

So what is Gawker Media's budget for this kind of thing?

If I could buy them for $100 I'd do so just to send them to the family and keep them sealed. Also wouldn't selling a stolen item such as medical records be something that can be prosecuted?

It did strike me as the kind of move one of the shitty European tabloids would pull. At the very least, one of them may end up buying the records. I could totally see that happening.

You know, Piers Morgan hasn't denied that this was his doing.

Probably not golf snobbery or sexism. Probably the saddest reason of all: "brand awareness." Michelle Wie, to paraphrase Jay-Z isn't a businesswoman, she's a business, woman and her business (after the business of playing golf) is making the people that pay her bills happy.

the guns are 16 inch 50 caliber and have a range of 23 nautical miles (about 26 statute miles), fyi. The Navy doesn't measure its big guns metrically. Also, not cannons, the guns are rifles, giant rifles. Also, all four of the Iowas are now museum ships! Iowa is in San Pedro, New Jersey is in Camden, Missouri is in…

On a scale of one to jesus riding in the back of a truck shooting a machine into the air how conservative christian are you

I'm starring this so everyone can laugh at you.

Pseudo science is all I can say. Check your facts before standind up in defense of one of the biggest scams (read screwups related to complacency) in the history of science. THE EARTH DOESN'T SPIN!!! Oh wait, are you asking for proof that will back up my statement, how about proving it does spin. I can only say poor…

An actor by the name of Brendan Hunt.

I swear this will be expanded into a movie. A lot of those jokes could easily be made into full scenes, plus there could be the obligatory cameo from a legendary NFL coach (I'm guessing either Ditka or Parcells, although Jim Harbaugh would be fantastic). It would be extremely cheap to make, and millions would go see…

LOL On the FIFA screen, there were a bunch of goals by Arsenal goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny (I had to use Google to get the spelling of that name right).

Add Will Ferrell as a competing southern ex-NFL coach and I'd watch an entire movie of that.