Ties are bullshit, and the fact that Andrew Yang refuses to wear one might be the most compelling thing about his campaign.

If you want to see blood, Biden is your guy.

I immediately thought of this classic that I found on Instagram one day:

He was in Michael Bay’s Benghaaaaaziiiiiiii!!!! wankfest, too, (and was up for Captain America at one point, before Marvel decided they would prefer it if Captain America weren’t laughed off the screen), so I think the idea is that someone with his... cred?... I guess?... is willing to be in this bullshit more than…

Right? I never understand these people who have convinced themselves that characters who comfortably existed for decades under the Comics Code Authority before Marvel finally discarded it are somehow totally incapable of being rendered in a way that’s friendly to PG-13 audiences. I’ve even seen them apply the same…

I’m all in on this rule adjustment.

Remember when LeBron was adamant about playing the 3 in Miami even though the team was measurably better with him at the 4? I’m having flashbacks.

What the Marvel movies really need is the kind of gritty, esoteric artistry that can only come from a small, independent company like Sony.

Hahaha, you know, it’s funny, I almost wrote out “Andrew Garfield” specifically because just writing “Garfield” gave me the giggles because I kept thinking of the cat. Great minds.

The argument, I think, is that SM3 is where Sony started exerting influence, which is why Venom is there and also why the movie is a mess. Then Raimi left because of more of Sony exerting that influence, and what we got were two mediocre-to-bad movies with Andrew Garfield. Not that I necessarily think that Raimi was…

Written in the stars, my friend. Would’ve happened in the Garfield series, too, if Amazing Spider-Man hadn’t made baby jesus cry.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure Sony’s entire blueprint is “CRAM VENOM IN SOMEWHERE,” which ruined SM3, which they were getting ready to do in the Garfield flick’s before their sheer shittiness catapulted that idea, and which they will most assuredly do to the Holland run now that they’ve got control of that.

Night Monkey

And they STARTED that franchise with Iron Man, a character whom I’ve loved since I was a child, but who was never more than a B-lister until that movie came out. Between that and the success of Guardians of the Galaxy (and hell, Captain America wasn’t even a sure thing before release), I think it’s silly to tie the…

If the Lakers desperate “STAY” billboards -- really, the first public example of just how far the franchise had fallen -- how long do you think Howard would’ve been with the team before they finally cut bait? Would he have been a Laker this entire time?

Well, he’s already working the “The Economy is so, so strong, but even THINKING about a recession will cause one to manifest!” line that they’re all going to buy hook, line, and sinker.

Somehow, despite all the turmoil, the Steelers will finish no worse than 8-8, because God hates us all and will not let their wretched fans experience any kind of real comeuppance. Antonio Brown is already going cuckoo bananas in Oakland, and Leveon Bell has Jets-stink all over him now. Prepare for the smug to wash…

True, and that’s what they’re using to hype up the “NO BUILD” aspect while they push regular people out of their homes in order to repurpose the buildings as luxury/boutique hotels. The whole scam is heinous.

Or how about also pointing out that his administration is actively limiting *legal* immigration, as well after he says “I think you have to come in legally”? Good god, these fuckin’ reporters.

This is the same state that elected a Congressman who body slammed a reporter, right? Is this just standard Montana behavior maybe?