Reminds me of when Brian Scalabrine absolutely destroyed some regular dudes one-on-one. The worst player in the NBA still made the NBA, fellas.

Yeah, it’s at the point now where they COULD release this assembly cut into theaters, and the #ReleaseTheSnyderCut mob would claim that the unfinished cut was released as a way of DISCREDITING AND HIDING THE TROOOTH

Right?? I keep asking myself the same thing. I *never* put my hand over my heart for the anthem, I did it for the pledge (which is creepy in retrospect, but nevertheless). Once in a while I would see someone put his/her hand over their heart during the anthem, but it was never an across-the-board thing.

I got one for you: I spent a good portion of my youth in fucking Raccoon Township, PA, which is rural as all hell — and when I moved out of state and people asked where I was from, I definitely said “Pittsburgh,” even though that’s the next county over, because no one outside of Beaver County knows where the hell…

As ever, there is no real conviction among Republicans -- there is only The Agenda.

Whoa whoa whoa slow down there, bucko... that kind of thinking leads to a federal government that might not have enough people who went to Harvard and Yale in it!! You wouldn’t want your country’s leadership to be rife with diverse experience, would you??

“wE aLwAyS eNvIsIoNeD iT aS a tRiLoGy”

Shit, Poison Ivy is an environmental activist, and for all of Two-Face’s faults, at least he’s got a sense of justice.

Thank fucking Christ -- I’ve been clinging to my old snapper case DVD edition forever. My favorite, favorite Cronenberg.

Right? People always laugh at the Wesley Snipes stories from that set, but rarely does it seem to come up that maybe he was having a natural reaction to them trying to hand the keys to a successful black action franchise to Ryan fuckin’ Reynolds.

Sites don’t bother with copy editors anymore because they know people in the comments will handle it for them.

DING DING DING

Of course not. They’ll do what they always do and say that those people aren’t real conservatives.

Rock Music’s Most Insufferable Man Bummed That Pop Music’s Most Insufferable Man Feels a Kinship with Him

I am well aware of all of that. I’m also aware that Kaepernick’s mobility added a dimension to the offense that it hadn’t had before Smith was injured, and that that extra dimension contributed greatly to the quality running game that you cite. I’m also aware that the next year, with him as the fully entrenched…

That would be the same Colin Kaepernick that once quarterbacked a team to the Super Bowl, correct?

It’s the Clippers. The Clippers are the top dog. I’m a filthy Lakers fan, and even I can see that the Clippers have the right combination of talent and depth, and barring injury, they will finish higher in the standings that the Lakers. I know LeBron has dragged some corpse-laden teams to the Finals, but I just don’t…

Maybe the Wizards can pull a spiritual redux of the Gilbert Arenas-Rashard Lewis trade!

Given how much this dunderhead keeps showing his ass throughout this laughable campaign, is this even true anymore? I feel like he’s just tossing material to his prospective opponent. “John Hickenlooper couldn’t hack it as a presidential candidate, and so now he’s SETTLING for running for Senate. Is this the kind of…

Harris is a proud, police-state moderate centrist who’s trying on a little progressive cosplay because she feels the energy coming from that wing of the party at the moment. If she ultimately did become the nominee and win, she’d tack right back to Clinton/Biden style third-way bullshit as soon as she finished taking…