Musicians are sad and play guitar and appeal to a male-oriented audience. Non-musicians are everyone else.

For sure, and if you look at the evolution of front offices since Moneyball it’s not at all surprising, but it’s funny to look at how quaint “walks are good, actually” looks compared to how things have become.

I’m sure that some Cornell-bred asshole screaming “U MAD BRO” at a group of female reporters is *exactly* the sabermetric future Billy Beane envisioned when he thought to move Scott Hatteberg to first base.

Is it me or has DC Comics been a staggeringly depressing place this past year or so? At least 80% of their output seems to have revolved around villains winning, heroes getting corrupted, apocalypses or, in the case of DCeased, all of the above.

Translation: “We’re not going to be very good, so Zion’s going to sit until all of the early season tickets that were sold already just to see Zion are used, then he will debut so we can sell some more.”

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

I absolutely cannot wait for some random game in February when he has a ridiculous put-back dunk or he drives and posterizes someone and we all get to gush about it. I hope he plays until he’s 50.

Look we can debate LeBron all we want, but he's still never going to be as good at choosing money over taking a stand as Jordan was. #GOAT

Well said. The absence of teams for some 20 years really hurt the possibility of a strong homegrown product in the short term.

People stayed Raiders fans or moved on to the Cowboys or some other team. For the record, I never once—in my nigh decade and a half in the city—saw Rams fans prior to the announcement that…

If the Dolphins go 0-16, they’ll still be regarded as no worse than the 3rd-worst team of all time, simply because they tanked. They aren’t trying to be good, so they don’t get extra credit for being historically bad because they couldn’t not be. (Note: all that changes if somehow they actually play Alabama and the…

Jason Garrett is the white Marvin Lewis, only because he’s the Cowboys head coach and their owner is Rich Texan, they’ll oftentimes be fraudulently listed as Super Bowl contenders, only to hilariously be smacked by a good team.

The Jerry Jones era started out with Jimmy Johnson, who put together a team so good that Barry Switzer was able to win a Super Bowl with them. But since then, it’s been one of the worst-run franchises in the NFL, and has gone 20+ years without being remotely in contention for anything. The only reason that they’re not…

I don’t understand it, but I really don’t like Ronan Farrow. I certainly appreciate what he’s doing and I’m sure we agree politically. But, there’s something about him that rubs me the wrong way.

The wretched warriors are no longer the nbas best and most famous team and I will NOT let you take that away from me.

oh thank god somebody said it. gwb wasn’t bad, he just oopsie-doopsied the country backwards into a pointless war that killed untold numbers of innocent people and eroded all kinds of civil liberties for our citizens. the road to hell isn’t paved with anything, so we can just give him a sticker for trying his best and…

What was your first giveway? That her entourage included these guys?

Poor people.

Poor people.

Maybe she was fired for being a Native American? She liked to tell people that too back in the day. Splinter’s own Nick Martin rightly called out her “deception” before and today’s skepticism can be directly tied to her past fabrications.