It didn’t just lack it, it pissed all over the idea of ambiguity with the “welp, time to explain what just happened!” speech in the final scene. Had it cut to black right after the “crowning,” I’d’ve probably felt a little better about it, but gatdam, they might as well have had the psychologist from the end of Psycho…

Seriously. Vote consistently, in every election and stop blaming gerrymandering for everything. Know what overcomes gerrymandering most of the time? VOTER TURNOUT.

Some people will continue to willfully misunderstand you if it means they can be “right.”

Seriously, stop filming so you can say “aww how cruel” online later and push this fucking chode into the lake.

Right? Imagine being able to change jobs both without this worry, and without having to set a day aside to switch insurance companies by rifling through a bunch of paperwork. You just... switch jobs.

This is the correct take. Carroll is the guy who exhausts you three minutes into meeting him. Phil is the guy who has some wacky ideas, but prefers to quietly consider them. I’d choose Phil and bring a book, and I bet he’d appreciate the chance to NOT talk to me.

Checks out.

As his career recedes further into the past, and LeBron continues to play right in front of them, people are beginning to forget just how incredible Michael Jordan was. I understand it—the passage of time always causes these things—but let’s not forget how incredible Jordan was. This is not to take away from LeBron!…

The idea that “Never Trump conservatives[s’]... main problems with Trump include the idea that he’s not enough of a hawk” is false, and Blest would know that if he spent any real time reading anything these guys have written over the last two or three years rather than simply saying seeing “conservative” and making…

Damned to hell, forever. And if you’re friends with such a person, you’re suppose to end the friendship immediately and apologize for ever being friends and throw yourself on the mercy of the pure.

I’m with you on this, particularly without Kyrie and Gordon Hayward. Someone pointed out in the comments on Burneko’s article how fucking awful Boston fans are going to be if this Celtics team manages to “grit” (sarcastic handjob motion) their way past the Warriors/Rockets. I’d add that it would be nearly as bad if…

There’s a Lewis Black bit about the month of February being so gray that you’d slit your wrists to see some color. That comes to mind here.

Honestly, I’m kind of impressed that every sandwich I’ve ever gotten at Subway — no matter the permutation — has managed to taste exactly the same.

Well, perhaps in some sick way it helped him become more “flexible” as a coach — remember that this is the same guy who thought Amar’e Stoudamire coming off a second microfracture surgery should play at a fast pace 40 minutes a night, and who let Kobe — who was actually having one of his best and most efficient…

It was the Knicks, and then his stint with the Lakers which was doomed from the start because he was tasked with bringing run-and-gun excitement to a team that was initially top-loaded with aging/hurt stars for whom that was a terrible strategy, and then subsequently became post-Achilles injury Kobe and a pupu platter…

Yeah, but he needs to take a lesson from Zoolander: the Golden Knights had to somehow pull off their underwear without taking off their pants in order to beat his prediction.

Right? I mean as far as takes go, “This expansion team will be bad” is freezing cold, yet you’d think that these fans were referencing some storied history.

Came down here hoping to find a “Jaxson” call out, so thank you for your service.

Their respective careers to this point — as well as teaming up with Mike D’Antoni — bear this take out, I think.

It is extremely bad, but in a fun sort of way. Also the entire film looks like it is soaked in urine, which is an... interesting... visual choice.