lol enjoy that while watching LeBron in the Finals

Same. And honestly, who gives a shit if he was stat-padding? If I were in a position to average a triple-double for two straight seasons, I’d do the same thing. People can talk shit all they want, Russ is in the history books.

“[S]omehow” will inevitably come to be defined as a series of SATC clips removed from context and played as real-life positions.

Yeah, he’s the same prick who wants to veganize fucking *dogs* too, so it doesn’t surprise me that he thinks the poor should have to subsist on what he deems moral.

I always thought that LeBron getting swept in his first finals was solid evidence against any kind of rigging. LeBron had already been anointed by that point, and none of those games were big blowouts; would’ve been ripe for a “that’s a curious free throw discrepancy” game in favor of the Cavs.

I mean it’s also possible that getting older and having children have changed his perspective, but sure, probably better to just assume he’s incapable of growth because he did some dumb shit 15 years ago and hasn’t tossed aside a two-decade friendship to appease the purity police.

Probably doesn’t count because the middle track — the instrumental “Don’t Start (Too Late)” — is (very enjoyable) filler, but the first three tracks on Sabotage, man... “Hole in the Sky” and “Symptom of the Universe” are fucking *titanic*.

“Where the hell would have been if Hillary was in.

“I mean if ultimately American needs to build a giant dome over its entire landmass so we can preserve our freedoms by hiding from the outside world entirely, then let’s do that and then see where we need to focus next!!”

His best role is where he pretty much plays himself in Bamboozled — a deluded white boy who thinks he isn’t racist.

Rivers is no longer in charge of personnel decisions for the Clippers anymore (Jerry West slapped him down and has his hand up a Lawrence Frank puppet these days), so it’s down to Ernie Grunfeld and the monolith of stupidity that is the Knicks.

Well, there’s always a shark swarm when someone “falls from grace,” I guess. I mean, Sean Penn has always been really up himself, but he was also a good actor, and he even directed good movies: The Indian Runner and The Pledge are both interesting flicks. I don’t know what happened, but what he’s doing now is…

Woooooooo babyyyyy, I can’t tell you how good it feel to not have any hope in the Pirates again! I got that rush of childhood nostalgia!

There’s actually a cut of that Finale floating around in which they end with a Bob Saget voiceover, don’t kill off the mother, and hint that Barney and Robin might rekindle their romance. It works really well, and as far as I’m concerned it’s the true ending.

Absolutely. That glee white folks express when they “get” to say the n-word? There’s always maliciousness in it.

Well, come on, it wasn’t a particularly hot take, so I think he gets a break — did ANYONE think an expansion team would be this good? Like he mentions in the article, this is the first time an expansion team has even had a winning record since 1960. If I were him I’d’ve waited just as long.

Maybe, but he probably also wants to avoid getting Arlen Spectered, so it’s probably safer to stick to this “Principled R” BS.

I always assumed all that “bootstraps” nonsense was just marketing copy, but I guess Republican leadership has really taken it to heart.

Not what I’m getting at...

yea but then how will the people who work there brag about their cosmopolitan location