She’s the VOICE of a GENERATION (of mediocre white women).

My eyes keep turning to his stupid, specifically placed hat.

Lonzo still has trouble with his shot (not a small thing, of course), but he’s improving there, and his assist and rebound numbers are really good. I would say he does not suck, but we will not know fully until we see him next year. Rookie guards tend to have trouble, and his dad painted a giant bullseye on him. Also,…

True enough, fellow cynic.

Grandstanding. Rubio will buckle under the slightest pressure from his peers because he is a weasel and always has been. His recent pivot toward play-acting as the lite version of John McCain’s mythic “Maverick” persona shouldn’t fool anyone.

THANK YOU, that commercial makes me want to steal my neighbor’s iPad and smash it every time I see it. I thought I was suddenly old and crazy. “When did the word ‘computer’ fall out of fashion? I’m only 34, not 54, did I miss something???”

Probably some psychology there. When My Cousin Vinny came out, he was coaching the Browns, so now he associates joy with losing/being coach of the Cleveland Browns.

Well, there was that one time a few years back when the Steelers beat the Patriots pretty soundly by having Ben spend the game throwing short, quick passes. But for some reason the Steelers never bothered to do that again, and I’m reasonably certain Belicheck remembers that and wouldn’t let it work a second time…

Oh, undoubtedly. The only chance the Steelers have at the Super Bowl is if some arcane NFL law allows Denver to sneak into the playoffs and host New England in the divisional round. Before last season, I licked my finger, tested the wind, and proclaimed, “I’m getting strong 11-5, lose to NE in the AFCCG vibes,” and I…

ugh i hate you

Yeah, as a Steelers fan I’m really excited for a week’s worth of stories about this loss, and how the Steelers have a chance to take the crown, and how maybe this is the *year*, man, this is *it* before Tom Brady rips the Steelers hearts out on national television to the tune of, oh, let’s say... 44-27 this time, with…

What the hell, is Bill Callahan the Dodgers pitching coach?

He hasn’t performatively denounced the guy who helped save his career.

Wow.

It’s amazing to me how quickly “Let’s out of all the abusers” has become “Also, make sure that you throw your friends under the bus as quickly as possible to score woke points.”

The same Robert Downey, Jr., who overcame serious addiction issues, has been a total stand-up guy since his return to the limelight, and has been credibly rumored to be a major contributor to sites outing Hollywood’s serious rape/assault issues? Yeah, real shame that guy slithered his way back...

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Same.

The very best was the dark chocolate cashew brittle that they discontinued a couple years back like a bunch of goobers.

Same: