Yeah, Sean Penn is a prick and can go fall off a cliff, but “I’d prefer not to be murdered in retaliation for directing the authorities to the location of a vicious murderer” seems like a pretty reasonable take.

Yep. They’re in the West, and even if they go on a nice run sometime mid-season, you can count on someone’s tendons dissolving like toilet paper by season’s end.

Wowsers.

Yeah, Ronnie had all the momentum, and his only real competition on the R side was Bush, who came off as kind of a weenie despite his impeccable credentials, particularly as held up against Reagan (I still laugh about B-Movie actor Ronald Reagan being held up as a bastion of virility while WWII Combat Pilot HW Bush…

This is particularly hilarious given this old favorite:

THE BULLS ARE FINE GUYS THEY’RE GOING TO BE JUST FINE

Seriously, that isn’t even a debate. You say yes in a heartbeat.

oh well then his point is totally invalid

Thanks, this was going to be my reply. Five Guys burgers are essentially balls of grease with some cheeseburger features hidden within.

It’s amazing how the replies turned into a confirmation of your post. Dance puppets dance...

i hate you i hate you forever

What’s funny to me is that that trade was given a cautious thumbs up (more picks!), with the primary caveat being that it was the Browns, so despite all the picks, it still probably wouldn’t work out in their favor, and... welp.

I mean I wouldn’t put money on it but it would be the most “Chris Paul’s career” outcome.

He’s the Scottish Ryan Reynolds. Eventually he’s going to get one hit, and that hit will be used to justify all the shit that comes afterward.

I always thought the reveal at the end of this movie was an interesting Dracula take, and that it deserved a better movie.

Oh my god, that store... there’s one up on Hollywood Blvd that is practically an island unto itself, and I never see anyone there. The whole area around it is being ripped up to make room for the influx of nü-yuppies who can’t fit into Silverlake or Los Feliz, but that Pier 1 has been there for what feels like…

Foot tattoo is the new lower back tattoo. Soon some raunchy comedy will point this out, and people will have to choose another spot. I vote for... mid-thigh? Inside of ring finger?

If this means I can watch matches without hearing that awful fucking chant, it’s worth it.

I can’t wait to watch keyboard warriors start to tell Terry goddamn Crews that he’s not a real man.

Carpenter’s been saying for years that the sibling concept was a mistake borne of a late night and too many beers, so I’m glad he’s getting a chance to see it rectified (if in fact that’s what this means).