Heh, yeah, sounds like it *high five*

I have so far agreed with both this and the Outdoor Movies one. What I’m saying is that you and I should get some normal fuckin’ donuts and go catch a flick at a nice, indoor multiplex.

When did David Arquette join the Niners? No wonder they’re bad.

Dunno, man, every time i have pancakes with people I use the real maple syrup and let everyone else choose whatever they want and no one even brings it up because seriously, who gives a fuck? Maybe your “real syrup” friend is just an asshole.

Not only did they move, but they’re spending the next 2-3 years playing in a 30,000 seat soccer stadium in Carson. They might as well have gone into fucking witness protection. I live in LA and *I* keep forgetting that they play here (“here”) now.

Or, since it’s just over 1000 words making a solid point about people’s inability to attach Vietnam Vet McCain with 2017 McCain, it won’t be considered that way. Whichever.

Holy shit, it’s already this time of year again?

Those ain’t jade eggs, Sully, theh little St. Patty’s Day footbawls, what do you think I am, queeah?

The link leads to a vomit-inducing Instagram video.

You’re right about it being her story, but both Tom Hardy’s billing and the fact that it was branded “Mad Max” to begin with (since you can pretty easily pull his character out of that story without affecting much) were pretty decent indicators that they didn’t want it to be seen that way at the outset.

Oh, good, Tom Brady is fuckin’ sports world Gwyneth Paltrow

Can’t put together a list like that without including Warren G. Harding.

Came down here to say the same thing, that passage just made this whole damn day worthwhile.

I like Lulu.

Because they’re terrified of looking less than virtuous in a filthy fucking business.

Yeah, my immediate thought is that he knows LeBron is out after next year and he doesn’t want to be the one left among the wreckage. Otherwise, Burneko is right, he’s nuts.

Dalton gets too much shit, but this take is just contrarian. Sometimes the commonly accepted answer is the correct answer, which is that Connery was the best Bond. Daniel Craig is fine, and even better when he gets to smile once in a while, but his brooding anger is tiresome.

It would be all consuming. I mean, not that it wasn’t fairly clear before, but the way Trump’s presidency has illuminated the sheer hypocrisy of Republicans is really something.

I think that’s just in your head

Oh, Christ, save me from fucking “speakeasies” in post-prohibition America. It is the most obnoxious damn thing.