Or Steelers, for that matter. Fuckers are going to start Landry Jones again for ~3 games this year after Roethlisberger fucks up an ankle.

Between the article about Tennessee sterilizing prisoners in exchange for reduced sentences and this appalling bit of new, it’s been a real red letter day for my misanthropy.

Preach. I would jump right in with Whoopi even if it *wasn’t* a prerequisite for finding the love of my life.

A long-ass night hike? It was absolutely one great date then straight up boning.

...or you could just go to a park or something and hang out with your friends without the obligation of also half-paying attention to a movie.

So essentially you just need to treat it like Tom Haverford does camping. Cool.

I will not fight you. I will agree wholeheartedly. I’ve allowed myself to be dragged to the Hollywood Forever Cemetery on three separate occasions, and it’s always a horrible experience. After the first two times, I blamed myself and said “I just need to give it another chance, it’ll be fine next time, probably.” The…

I’ll be dead and in my grave before I extend that word to Warren G. Harding.

Does “presidential” even mean anything? We’ve had a number of shitty presidents, and the more I hear it, the more I think of it as the political analog of words that sports writers use to talk about white athletes, like “intangibles,” “grit,” and “motor.”

That was the argument that always got me: “He’ll change!” They acted like he was some dynamic young politician and not a decaying old dude who’d always been like this (albeit with more coherence in his younger days).

You mean the plan that was originally Republican, that was opened to debate and even ended up including Republican amendments that Republicans voted against anyway? Sure, pal.

So when LeBron leaves Cleveland this time, will there be burnt jerseys in the streets, or will Cleveland fans just slump their shoulders and sigh in resignation while thinking about 2016/burning Dan Gilbert effigies?

and this is why Democrats lose elections

We can close the thread right here, I think.

Yes, but Floyd seems like he really cares about that “0" in the loss column, so you gotta figure that even if the fix is in, that fix involves Floyd just letting McGregor hang around longer than he would in a straight match, right?

October is the 10th month, not the 9th.

Steve Bannon looks like Evil Garrison Keillor

(Edit: I’m an idiot)

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