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Manny Suave
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I’ve lived in LA for fifteen years, and I love it, but the idea that it is free of these same worries is ridiculous. It is certainly not an everyday adventure. I spend a lot of my time these days curled up reading and grumbling about the New Yorkers and San Franciscans who are moving here in droves and who have

“If I were a coach and my team drew a London game, I would fake cancer and skip the trip.”

It wouldn’t be Chelsea Handler if she didn’t take the opportunity to mock someone who doesn’t look like her.

I mean, yeah, the Bills are gonna get killed and Rex isn’t a great coach, but I thought this was funny.

Yeah, really, I’m staring at it and I can’t decide. This whole cycle has broken me and my ability to parse satire from reality.

True; I’d almost forgotten about their nightmarish mascot. But the groundwork is there if ever sports should evolve to a point at which cartoony mascots are acceptable again. I hold out hope. At least baseball still flirts with it here and there, if only in the minor leagues.

Yeah, there’s definitely a depressing dearth of fun logos these days, across all sports. Every animal has to look like a ravenous killer. They even angled the Falcons logo to make it “more aggressive.” That’s why I was all about the Pelicans in the NBA for choosing that name. Give me more goofy, please. I know the

I don’t know, but I imagine they’ll want to make a splash after promoting a wooden sign with the word coach on it that’s been in the back for years didn’t work

Same. I was just as happy to watch USC/UCLA live and catch NFL action on Sundays wherever.

Fist bump. Love Wonder Boys. That Hanson was able to turn a book by Chabon, who I generally just want to slap in the head, into a favorite film of mine will always earn him big points for me. L.A. Confidential and Wonder Boys are a hell of a one-two directing punch.

Nope. The moment I got my first look at him in the Alabama game, I immediately said “sickly Drew Magary.”

Kordell Stewart! Remember when he was a Bear? I watched the Steelers give him second, third, and fourth chances, and when they were finally sick of him, the Bears were there to pick him up.

Not even his dad, his brother. It’s like Snyder thought he was getting Jon and won’t admit he made a mistake.

I sign on 100% to the 90-minute rule, if only to rid the world of superhero and toy-commercial movies that want to pretend they’re uber-serious CINEMA. Your fucking Transformers movie doesn’t need to be three hours long, pal. Show me some robots punching each other for an hour and a half and let me get back to my life.

Fair enough, as long as you don’t bring up 2012.

It’s been fun, yes, but for me it’s from a distance. I wish the Pirates weren’t having an off-year this season :(

This is why I just stick with “Mexican.” I’ve tried the others, and I’ve been lectured too many times.

Me, too — I need to know more about this.