Yeah, I stopped dead there and just stared at the screen for a moment, trying to comprehend what I’d just read.

So the Cards aren’t playing the game the right way?

Yeah, the move really should’ve involved some house cleaning... I imagine that it didn’t involves some combination of Stan Kroenke shrugging because he got what he wanted regardless and Fisher being a USC guy, so they wanted to be able to half-ass a “homecoming” narrative at some point.

Love you for putting Batman Returns on here. That remains, far and away, my favorite Batman movie.

No, I’m with you. I prefer Alien, as well.

You could also add, say, Mad Max: Fury Road to this list.

Ah, but is not Mad Max: Fury Road not itself a sequel? Your argument is trapped in a paradox, sir!

Despite the fun “Riverboat Ron” nickname, Ron Rivera is not a particularly good coach.

Hey, he got a big, laughable contract from the Jets for that game! And then I had to watch Mike Tomczak and Kordell Stewart (with special guest stars Kent Graham, Jim Miller, and Tommy Maddox!) for a few years (speaking of remembering some guys).

Steelers at 7-9 seems like an error, too. This year is tailor made for the Steelers to go, like, 11-5 with a great offense that goes limp as they’re skull-fucked by New England in the AFC championship game.

Oh, absolutely not, though I do know some Raven fans who, at the time, claimed that it was a huge mistake — as though it were that choice that killed their repeat chances, and not the sheer difficulty of maintaining an historic defense capable of dragging a scrub to a championship for two straight seasons.

My favorite part was the Ravens, despite having just won the Super Bowl with the guy, dumping his ass for fucking Elvis Grbac almost immediately.

I wonder sometimes who is worse, Bayless or Stephen A.? With Bayless, I always get a sense that he’s just trolling, that he may not actually be a true believer, whereas Stephen A. always strikes me as genuine in his awful opinions. Which is worse? I don’t have the answer.

I’ve already given up on the Clay Helton era based on using all three first-half time outs in the first quarter, that ridiculous delay of game penalty on the punt from the end zone, and repeatedly running on third and long. Just putrid.

Blood Meridian is the only truly great Cormac.

That really gets me, too. Mr. Humble and Godly can’t be bothered to try something that might actually be useful to the team.

It’s hilarious to me that this is the case, when the conservative movement also holds itself up as the bastion of individual liberty, personal freedom, and government skepticism: “Now make sure you pledge absolute fealty to this thing we’ve taught you to be wary of!”

Sure! Feel bad that he didn’t fully achieve his dream of being a successful NFL quarterback, which seemed genuine. Don’t feel bad that this blatant marketing stunt didn’t land him an MLB contract, because it was never meant to.

Anyone wanna explain to me why these guys are usually extolling the virtues of rock ribbed individualism but then turn around and get pissy when someone doesn’t want to pledge their blind allegiance to a symbol of the state? If I brought that up to Drew Brees, would he actually be able to give me a reasonable answer?

The Steelers have one of the most exciting — if not the most exciting — wide receivers in the game in Antonio Brown, and a good young receiver corps in general that’s capable of making big plays. Le’Veon Bell is another exciting and versatile player. Big Ben is a big dumb ox who’s committed multiple sexual assaults,…