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Because, like the rest of America, he hates Tom Brady.

That’s a poor translation.

Gets posted as a reply to all their various desperate acts, especially Gun Girl. But I totally believe this is an accurate depiction of these morons.

Has anyone called that gun-toting girl with the long hair “Repubzel” yet?  If not, let it be known that I came up with that.

I mean, she somehow managed to be so off-putting that she was able to lose to the repugnant sack of monkey shit who currently resides in the Oval Office, so I think Chappelle might have been into something.

How many times are you gonna be wrong in a day?

You are just.....awful.

I won’t be happy until this guy is behind uneven bars

Having heard Pauly Shore's hollywood handbook episode, I’m a bit mistified by this articles description of him as a “affable person”

No Hollywood Handbook or Andy Daly? Hard pass.

No. You are an annoying asshole for so many other reasons.

No drug or supplement can substitute for a really long

Wilson’s only talent is hitting high and late.  He has no place in the modern NHL. Fuck that guy. 

Kavanaugh could rape Dr.Ford again on the witness table and the Republicans would still vote for him.

The kid diving off a ladder into the outstretched and then retracted arms of the dad from Wonder Years is my GOAT Walker clip. It’s better than Haley Joel Osment telling Walker he had contracted AIDS.

Lefkoe: Alright, now we’ll bring on former Rams coach Jeff Fisher, thanks for coming on. First question for Jeff: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Who said that? I heard something, but I don’t see--oh, you’re down there!

You’re fucking delusional if you think anyone outside the Chicagoland area gives two gerbil shits about the ‘85 Bears

“hm, how can i fix the many, complex problems in this world? Oh, I know, I’ll see someone of the opposite sex do something and then assign that action to all men and then hate all men as a result. Seems healthy and not at all over the top insane and sexist...