Yeah, he overdid it a bit.  All I can ask for (38-7) is that he keeps the same enthusiasm (38-7) for when his Vikings (38-7) come up shortly (38-7).

HitchBOt Was A Pile Of Trash That Got What It Deserved remains one of Burneko’s greatest curmudgeon takes

Baltimore: Donnie.

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“I like people who aren’t captured”.

There should be consequences for lying to millions of people and justifying an unwanted and unpopular repeal with a demonstrable untruth. Ajit Pai is a crook in the pocket of TELECOM lobbyists, who sold outhis entire country for personal gain. In a better world, he would be the most controversial political figure in…

He looks like the guy who sits right next to you on an otherwise empty bus and immediately starts farting.

See also: Mort Crim’s recurring bits on Detroiters, an excellent show that not nearly enough people are watching.

So not only do I want the Eagles to stomp the Cowboys in to the ground this year (as I always do) but I want the whole team to take a knee in Jerruh’s World in front of God, Trump, Jerruh, Troy Aikman’s concussion-addled brain, and everyone in a Sunday afternoon game on Fox. Fuck the Cowboys. Fuck Jerry Jones. Fuck…

Too many toes and a hard tackle.  Rex Ryan just soaked his beanbag chair

Well MTV really dodged a bullet there, considering that Dave Holmes turned out to actually be The Noid.

“The stage is a living-room set: couch, TV, coffee table, food.”

Bingo. In addition, making fun of everybody doesn’t mean the show has no morals or doesn’t take a stand on anything. It’s taken quite a few blunt stands over the years.

Eyewitness testimony is the least reliable “evidence”in existence. That being said, all of your articles have a serious pro-Winslow slant. You should stop. It’s an ugly, misogynistic look for you.

I must be getting old because I no longer recognize new euphemism for cocaine. 

It makes you suuuuuch a bigger dweeb that you actually believe that.

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

It’s like us lapsed Catholics getting ready to nail the “and also with you” only to hear everyone else say “and with your spirit” or whatever. You’ve picked the easiest part to demonstrate your in-groupness, but totally faceplant the landing.

Except you are woefully wrong. Most tat places will cover gang tats for FREE. They let the apprentices do it. My tat person charges $150-200 an hour, and sets aside time every week to cover gang and prison tats for free.