Yes, the Cavs WITH LeBron made it to the Finals, the Sixers WITHOUT LeBron made it to the second round. Without LeBron, Cleveland is a 30-win team at best - the fact that they’ve been successful because of him is absolutely not proof that they’ve got a better rest of the roster than Philly.

The part that they left out is that he must be fed every two and a half hours and he eats only bamboo. He is also surprisingly reluctant to reproduce.

Better solution. Every year the fans get to pick one player and one owner to face off in the octagon for five minutes.

Go wipe your ass with your shitty flag.

if he was paranoid enough to tweet through her phone he’d be wise enough not to use her number as a recovery failsafe. it was pretty obviously her tweeting about all that, husbands vent to their wife about workplace stress all the time

Ah, so she picked out those shirts for him. This warms my heart.

Bryan Colangelo being taken down by advanced statistical analysis of his burner Twitter accounts is possibly the best example of poetic justice that I have encountered in my life.

President Trump immediately tweeted that MLS disrespects America by pausing for salat al-zuhr prayers during Ramadan.

LMOE was really gearing up for a very interesting story line in their season finale, which just aired this past Sunday. I loved that show so much—despite its hiccups— and am majorly bummed at the prospect of not getting a genuine ending to the story.

The Celtics rebuilt from a roster with 3 Hall of Famers. The Sixers rebuilt from a roster that prominently featured LaVoy Allen. Somehow Samer missed that.

Man. Hard to believe many people are claiming Univision is in trouble financially.

Accepting that these are all pretty funny things, my favorite is people who project this to be the apex of what this team will ever become.

Nuance like how Simmons never played on one of those “Process” teams, and how Saric and Embiid are only in their second seasons, and how they are all still young players who are developing in the league?

It’s very bad satire that instead of projecting cleverness, projects stupidity.

“No way. Reaching the Eastern Conference Semifinals is a clear sign that this is the best these players can ever do together. you’re all fools for thinking otherwise.”

Is this satire? It’s really hard to tell.

Rovell just overlooks the fact that the most important percentage in having your wife open her own business is the percentage of time you now get to spend away from her.

nice photo of Tom Wilson you got there

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I’m disappointed it ended before we got to hear him not know how to play melodica. At least I can listen to him not know how to play piano, which is pretty funny.