can’t you have a little charity in your heart for a guy who used to get by jerking of punks under the queensborough bridge for fifteen dollars a man?

Do you think LeBron would want to sign in Philly if they didn’t get Embiid and Simmons by way of the process?

one of these videos gave me an erection. Which one? I’ll never tell

Rob Gronkowski has been in the NFL since 2010—he is now 4 generations removed from the porn stars of his rookie season. You have to consider how difficult this is on him both mentally and physically.

RIP Geno

Bullying is punching down. This is a wealthy white woman working as a mouthpiece for an organization that dishes out political donations in the tens of millions. This isn’t punching down. This is bringing someone who deserves it down a peg.

I tried skiing for the first time recently and can attest to how brilliant this performance was. Not once in this run did she fall over and roll around trying to get back to her skis.

Why is that fat Steelers fan wearing Bengals gear?

Hmmm. The Eagles didn’t have their starting quarterback, left tackle, and their most versatile running back. Yet they went punch-for-punch with the greatest quarterback of all time—a QB who earned that distinction in part because of his ability to function seamlessly no matter who he’s had to throw to.

You want to hear a good joke?

“Up next we have Mikey from Jamaica Plain and he thinks everyone hates Tom Brady because they’re actually gay. Go ahead Mikey.”

Those two touchdowns are a giant step forward for the league. Both were catches to any sane person who has not had their mind warped by the NFLs bullshit philosophical dissection of “what IS a CATCH, MAAAAN?”

Show me on the doll where success hurt you.

Giselle, 2012: “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

So edgy! Take so hot!

They discredit these movements because people are *looking* to be offended, and they *generate* situations to specifically take them the worst possible way.

Is there a compelling event that demands that the femicide report be released this week, while the largest sports event in our nation was scheduled several years in advance?

I mean, to be fair, this is the first time Minnesotta has ever hosted a super bowl (I think). These women knew that, and chose to hold their press conference any way. They could have held it two weeks ago, and the press would have been there. They could have held it in a week and a half, and the press would have been…

Good, more retirement grease for Willie.