The actual bloopers from what the diner sketch is based on are incredible

Money. I’m not trying to be glib or anything, but it all boils down to money. It’s almost inspiring in its simplicity.

Well, time to put my money where my mouth is.

Um, they’re 5-2 in those 7 games against the top 8 western teams.

Ok, fair enough. They are 12-9 against the west so far, which is about the same win percentage as their total win percentage, though I am not sure what the strength of schedule is. We will see how it turns out over the season. They need to get healthy, they need a new coach and they need depth, which are all points…

You know what? You’re all right.

Ever hear of a self-fulfilling prophecy? Philly fans will be “insufferable if they win” because they’ve already been branded as such before it even happens.

Just give us one Eagles championship. Please, God, please!

No.

Gonna be an interesting day for squirrels.

Things tend to revert to their natural state, er go I look forward to the coming article about the Viking fan who gets his horned helmet rammed up his ass.

Are all Trump stooges that gullible or just you?

I mean, no, bullshit doesn’t usually fit most agendas that aren’t created by Republicans. Make no mistake, these paltry bonuses being somehow linked to tax cuts is a steaming, bloody heap of bullshit.

True Pats fans right now are torn between whether to blame ESPN or Roger Goodell for this latest unfair outrage. Whatever the eventual response, I’m sure it will contain the phrase “haters.”

NO ONE CARES!

Great sentence, but ... what?

So what you like about Romo is he helped you realize how much you love Tom Brady?

thanks you. not a lot of people know but BLOG stands for

The incredible innovation of writing two articles a week of casual prose and posting them online doesn’t get someone a lifetime pass able to handwave away all criticism of his turning into an incredibly lazy hackish writer the previous version of himself would have roasted on a regular basis.

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