Meanwhile, in Worchester, Mass.:

Yes, fingers crossed that a Boston sports team will finally catch a good break for once, and a deserving and humble fan base will be rewarded with a legitimate chance at a title.

“turn off location tracking on your phone if you already have it on, and say “wow, yeah, those things are weird, wonder how that turned off? lemme fix that, is it working for you now?””

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

Because moving the bar lower is not the solution here.

“I bet you hate that.”

This is your daily reminder that you should go fuck yourself if you voted for this irredeemable oxygen thief, and jump off a cliff if you still support him.

STATES RIGHTS

EXCEPT THOSE ONES WE DON’T LIKE THOSE ONES

I got a Community notification for this?

No one likes you.

“I really should have had that LeBortion.”

I’m just hoping Mama meets someone, and in a few years the chain rebrands to “Stepdad Roger’s”.

Insert into the timeline:

“If I wasn’t Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat?”

Currently you can stream all media at the same speed. Without net neutrality, your isp can hold that speed for ransom to sites. Netflix doesn’t pay your isp? You’re constantly buffering. Netflix does pay, you get the same speed you have now.

I’m surprised Nathan For You didn’t make this list, as it stands at my #1. (I’m guessing it was a timing issue.) That Finding Frances episode is something else.

Bad week for Philly. First they lose Wentz, now they learn they could have sued McNabb years ago for making bad passes? Yeesh.

I’d drink too if my car was endlessly prone to vapor lock.

Please allow me to speak for my fellow Eagles fans when I say this: FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCKIN SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT!!!!!

That’s not a van, and it wasn’t a bumper sticker.