I’m more surprised Sabrina the Teenage Witch wasn’t banned in Oklahoma.

This explains his inexplicable man crush for Donald.

I wish Ford would reintroduce the Panther platform as an EV.

Same here.

Ew, no.

I absolutely hate my car’s heater’s touch screen controls, but I hate the physical touch controls just as much, because they are useless for the same reason as the touch screen; you can’t tell what you are doing without looking down at them. I want my knobs and dials back! I could operate them from pure muscle memory…

This reminds me of my friend, who, back in the 80's, had a VW Beetle with a built engine that would embarrass most of the stock Camaros of the day. If you have a small, light, car, you don’t need much HP for it to be fast.

I thought this was pretty much exactly why they banned alcoholic energy drinks.

N64 analog stick was the best. Playstation control sticks suck. The falloff near the center is too abrupt.

N64 analog stick was the best. Playstation control sticks suck. The falloff near the center is too abrupt.

True, but it’s still going to prevent you from spewing germs directly into the face of the person you are talking to, which is still helpful.

Yeah, I ain’t gonna sit there and twist bacon. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit!

There is some truth to this, as some of the budget towels are so thin you end up using more of them.

But the former President showed us all for four years that if there’s something you don’t like, throw a tantrum, deny it, blame others and lie about it!

You call that overreacting?!  Wearing a mask is both slavery AND genocide!!!

That’s part of the annoyance, but the mask straps tangling with the ear hooks is the other part.

Granted, wearing a mask AND glasses is roughly 1000 times more annoying than wearing either one alone. But I’ve been doing it for a year now, so she can shut up and enjoy her stupid ferry ride.

Looks like he “bumbled” his way right into jail!

I miss being black text on Kotaku. For some reason, I seem permagreyed there and Gizmodo. There doesn’t seem to be a way to claw your way back from the greys.

I’m sure some kind of backroom deal and kickbacks were involved. Heck, I’m surprised the cards weren’t directly issued from The Bank of Ivanka Trump or some such shit.

“My local park has a guy who brings his snake! Its huge”