Whodathunk giving a bunch of old people and boomars a car that goes 0-60 in under 4 seconds would result in more accidents!

Why is he still CEO?  They shoulda canned him a long time ago.

The EV tax credit in a crutch anyway.

No matter what you call them, they’re all crap and they all eventually leak. I think I have one, but I’ve never opened it. I don’t like driving with a spotlight shining down on the top of my head. The sun is stupid anyway.

Honestly, almost any of these are perfectly adequate for the needs of the average person.

Also, they’re more prone to rollovers, as the guy whose SUV slid in snow and ice and went off the side of the bridge into the Columbia found out a few years ago.

I really didn’t think these were really that bad looking, but like the Dart, they were saddled with lame engines and Chrysler’s lousy 2000s reputation.

Yeah, this’ll look great when I’m stuck behind it, or waiting for it to GTFO so I can finally make a right turn.

Stay off the freeway if you live where it rains. Nothing gets your car dirtier faster than driving on the freeway in the rain. Also, keeping a coat of wax really helps keep it clean because the dust doesn’t stick to it and turn into mud when it gets wet.

I can’t wait to be stuck behind the older than dirt jerk that buys this and goes 5 mph under the speed limit everywhere.

That’s quite an accomplishment!

I still don’t see what benefit if any, Honda would get out of this deal. Nissan would just be a boat anchor to them.

Man, I hate when my car won’t stop meowing!

Honestly, that bed isn’t much smaller than the ones they’re putting on crew cab pickups nowadays. Heck,, they might as well not bother, nobody ever hauls anything in them anyway. They only exist so guys that really just need cars can buy pickups and feel manly. Anybody that actually needs to haul anything buys a long b…

“Hey, let’s go live somewhere where we can’t even breathe the air!”

This from the guy that invented an autopilot that sucks, a submarine that sucked, tunnels that suck, a steering yoke that sucks, falcon doors that suck, a hyperloop that sucks, a Model 3 interior that sucks, a Cybertruck that sucks, and probably some other things that also suck that I forgot about.

Dunno why the discontinued it really. Guess they hoped everybody would buy Escapes or Edges, but instead, they bought Kias or Hyundais.

Honestly, he’s just following Trump’s example...

This’ll really help accelerate their dive into the toilet.

Meh, Honda had little to gain from merging anyway and loses very little from this failing.