Wow.  I’ve never seen camera footage where the shooter did such an absolutely perfect job of missing all the action.

So a car shaped like a wing didn’t stay on the ground?

This is going to be a particularly lame slideshow.

Using Kewpie mayo will make your potato or pasta salad extra good.

Yes, I don’t trust anyone else to make me a sandwich anyway.

It wasn’t that bad for me, I just signed up for an appointment through my health insurance website. But I’ve been waiting for weeks to become eligible, being a former smoker, I considered myself “vulnerable”. Plus, we had an outbreak at my work the week before. One person from that outbreak was out for 3 whole weeks…

That reminds me, I have to call and activate mine still.

Same here, didn’t even know I was done till they slapped the band aid on my arm and said so. However, I didn’t look at all, didn’t even see the needle, which I had heard, was quite large.

If you say it 3 times in front of a mirror, The Craveman appears and eats you.

Well, I guess this is ok, but I was really hoping more for some kind of “Chicken sandwich thunderdome” where they were whittled down 2 at a time to a final victor or something. Maybe Lillian was still recovering from eating all those fish sandwiches, so they went with this instead.

Interestingly, according the the, ahem, chickengraph, it was a major victory for Popeye’s that left them second only to CFA, which they even actually beat for a short time at the peak craze. Coming from the bottom of the pack, quite an accomplishment.

Yet I can’t even drive across the parking lot without my seatbelt on without setting off alarms.

Doesn’t he know it’s only legal to run over people in Oklahoma and Florida?

“the Cravetarian Taco”

Stupid people...

Why?

Fortunately I’m far too perfect to be the first type.

I held off hoping this was not really a thing.  It drives me insane.

Holy!

Saw this was a slideshow, then left this comment without looking at it.