Does anyone remember 'Clarissa explains it all'? I couldn't care less about Sabrina, but Clarissa was awesome.

Just let me have my dreams. And about 30 minutes alone.

Second comment, but you know what else bugs me about his stated exclusion of black women? This guys gets to have this long list of requirements and he's just selective, but black women have requirements, and they're too picky. They should just be happy a man wants anything to do with them at all because who would want…

"I am NOT racist. Just because I don't like the appearnce of black people does not make me racist. Just because I don't like a particular painting, does not mean I dislike the medium of Art as a whole!

Black women all over the internet:

THEM TEEF.

Word. I'm this guy's worst nightmare: black, overweight, short 'fro, bespectacled, multiple-tattooed, pierced, cynical, smoker, unromantic, unsentimental, had more men than most people have had hot dinners, still friendly with my ex, hater of thigh-high boots with mini-skirts and thigh-high boots in general and I have…

Is that him? cause if so...oooohh my.

Ooof. I'm all set. I'm pretty dark-skinned but I might go tanning today just to be on the safe side.

Black women: This is one less dumbass man we have to deal with! He's doing us a HUGE favor! *victory dance*

So succinct. So true.

PocProblems on Tumblr said it best:

HAH! Great choice of photo. FLOTUS gives world-class side-eye.

Except the context was there: two people were trying to get NPH to do something he was uncomfortable with simply for their sexual gratification. That is degrading, not the act of twerking in general. That is consistent independent of race, gender, or sexual orientation. "Twerking on comand" not just twerking because…

That was Kerry's Emmy!!!!!!!!!!! And they friggin gave it to Angela Chase!

Oh, it's the perfect fit for creating the saddest boobs in the world.

I'm still pissed off about the COMPLETE LACK OF TATIANA MALSANY!

I'm still wondering why Dr. Bailey has never been nominated. I love Greys unashamedly, and she is a great character. Maybe compared to everything else on tv, it's not the best, but it's still one of my fave shows.

Concurred. The average person doesn't keep a mental list of all protected species. If anything, her accidental fuckup has allowed me to become a little more educated on the matter.

Team Elba!