I saw Jelly's Last Jam on Broadway in middle school with my folks (not a movie, I know, hush) and TOTALLY SAW GREGORY HINES' HARDON!!! Ok, it was covered by boxers, and just after a sex scene, but I'm pretty sure that wasn't in the stage notes.

Yeah...

I was so excited for this season premiere, and it did not disappoint. Seriously considering cable just to watch them. (That's a lie, but only kind-of.)

Key & Peele are howlingly hilarious, and they do a better LMFAO than LMFAO.

This expression so perfectly captures the essence of his personality.

So this was on GMA this morning too, and one of the things they mention is that he is NOT paying child support. I'm all for hard work and everything, but in light of his previous actions, I couldn't help but think he went ahead and got the lowest paying job possible so he could avoid any responsibilities he had…

*Transposes sentiments to western women trying to "save" Muslim women from their oppression*

My favourite anything about Ryan Lochte. Pro tip: if you're a man at night, you've got to be a man in the morning.

Idris, if you want to try for a biological son, I'm here for you.

I wish celebrities didn't do backflips to justify their plastic surgery. They are in the entertainment field. It makes sense that they want to look as good as possible. It's part of the job.

I use to want a nose job. It's big and rather flat and I feel it takes up my whole face (you know how self body image goes.)

Right? Like I seriously doubted they all just rolled up to the Oscars in their perfectly tailored suits just being like "what? this ol' thang?"

Theodore K. Mullins knows how it goes down in apartment 4D. I lose it every time he starts with the "Great Negro Spiritual" part!

Not a .gif, but Winston's Saturdays are for Sleeping/Theodore K. Mullins/Color Purple rant is one of my favorite moments on any TV show ever.

I've heard that Wayans is great on Happy Endings, but there is no way he is better than Winston. He is the sleeper hit of my heart. I was all Schmidt for a while, then I thought maybe I was a Nick Miller girl, but apparently Winston was just sneaking up on me a little bit every week. Can I get a Winston gif party…

acne isn’t a sign of lesser hygiene.

Millions upon millions of dollas.

Happy Feminist Wednesday! Woot http://bit.ly/1aCLrKZ

I pray every day that I don't tear his shit up.

can't unsee Wesley Snipes.