Also: $2 for every $10 of your check.

This is a case for SHADE COURT.

Whenever I think of a woman in red, I think of Adrian.

Cwismas. Love love love.

This article left me wanting so, so much more.

I take the unsexiest hot baths in the world. My tub is never clean, and the rim is crowded with shampoos and soap bottles (some of them empty). There are inevitably clothes on the floor nearby. The toilet is extremely close to the tub, and I usually don't even bother to close the lid. I do not light candles or play…

Millihelen is awesome— keep them coming!

No Herjavec, no, this is horrible, I have feels over this.

Did anyone else just peel open their neckline, pop a boob out of its cup, and fact-check with their own breast physics?

Also, "future ladykiller" and "he's gonna break some hearts one day." Barf.

This is not the fault of the actress here, but the casting choice of having a 26-year-old woman play the mother of a 10-year-old boy bothers me greatly. Really tire of inappropriately young casting decisions (sames with lots of other sexy young TV policewomen/DAs/mothers/lawyers who look like college girls).

I just love Tim's description of his weathered server affect- "efficient as fuck."

I ate a guinea pig while abroad in Peru. It was skinned, staked, barbecued, and served to me whole. It had a nice charry golden crispiness on the outside, and it tasted okay.

Oh no! He was my imaginary future husband for so many years...

Only thing more annoying than the virginity hand-wringing was the 25 minute commercial for Cinderella in the middle of the episode.

I was a drunk asshole of a Pratt student and threw my ring out of a black Brooklyn cab.

"wired for computers..."

I'm reading Amy Poehler's book right now and just made the connection about who Will Arnett (her ex husband and father of her kids) is... They are both very funny but what a strange pair...

I went to live in India for a few months when I was 22. I was encouraged to do this by my parents, who, having been shotgun-wed at age 20, told me to embrace my lack of responsibilities and travel. I wish this message were given to more people, because it was an awesome trip. Did I reach spiritual enlightenment? No.…

What about the high-low trend in dress hems? DID. NOT. LIKE.