Way to go Kim Richards!

Ramona should just be cool. Not all, like, uncool.

Sommers hates Paglia, Paglia hates Steinem, Steinem hates Sommers. There’s no doubt that these women are all feminists—they all dedicate their lives to equality among the genders and sexes. Their dispute ultimately boils down to populism versus elitism.

Are you fucking kidding me? Bella Thorne? After all the posts Jezebel has made regarding whitewashing in Hollywood (several of which are listed at the bottom of this very post), you seriously think that Bella Fucking Thorne is the right person to play a Middle Eastern princess? Were you just not willing to actually…

I don’t judge Kaitlyn for having sex on her own show...I judge her for having it with NICK and his smirky disingenuous body language and his dirty cardigans and ill-fitting skinny jeans and hideous checkered blazer. Meanwhile she has a whole line of attractive dudes waiting on her who look like they actually shower…

I'm okay with click-bait when it ends like this.

Sherman Alexie calls me a thief every time I meet him. The first time because he noticed when he was autographing my book there was a different name in it. I explained my professor was kind enough to give me her copy of his book because she knew I liked him. He still called me a thief. The second time because I…

Woody Allen movies are essentially Nicholas Sparks novels for pseudo-intellectuals (or for a better visual, Woody Allen movies are essentially Nicholas Sparks novels with hipster glasses on): they’re formulaic, predictable, enforce shitty sexist stereotypes, are a little squicky, take themselves far too seriously,…

...starting this month, each red box of Spanx promotes a dose of what the company says is feminist inspiration: “Don’t take yourself or the ‘rules’ too seriously,” reads a message card.

Italy is disgusting like that. Italian men know no shame.

You guys, I got this:

This show, man. I am disappoint.

I wish I didn't know, if that helps at all. I cannot believe the one and only time I've ever corrected a Jezebel writer, it was over the mother effing kardashians. Fuck.

I fart with wild abandon and laugh at the noises. I fart as I high kick. I fart while plié-ing. If I'm laying down, I stick my butt high up in the air and fart. I'll fart when I'm far enough into the relationship, but not with the same gusto.