Paper Towns looks like a seventeen-year-old read a criticism of the manic pixie dream girl wrong and thought it was a how-to-screenwrite guide.

The link to your website includes the period at the end and shows “Error 404” when clicked on. I took the time to look at the url and delete the period, but I know others might not, so you may want to fix it.

I read and reread and loved this book. It gave me a lot of anxiety over period pad belts though, and what a tremendous relief when my mom informed me those weren’t a thing anymore!

Dorinda is cool- definitely my favorite housewife this season. Bethenny lost me when she repeatedly referred to herself as homeless. Until then, I thought Bethenny was at the least the most self-aware of the cast. Guess not.

“Do you care about John Stamos anymore?” “Ish.”

Married three years and still have no idea my husband’s “magic number.” Don’t want to know, and definitely don’t want to disclose mine. It isn’t a dearly hoarded secret, just information that doesn’t feel necessary to our intimacy (physical or emotional).

I have a story about Steve-O from Jackass being the opposite of a dick, so could we pretty please do a Celebrity Mensch edition of this?

Looking forward to this series- lots of rocks to overturn here, lots of wriggling worms beneath them.

If I were in charge of McDonald’s, I would surrender to the legacy of the restaurant and pare down the menu to a level of simplicity akin to In-and-Out burger. Their attempts to become healthier just shine light on how terrible their food is, but by embracing an all-American burgers and fries joint identity, they…

Phil Collins “In the Air Tonight” is good for a longer, slower paced run. The drums!

You keep your walnut oil in the fridge? Should I being this?

I’ve never seen “ditz” used in a gender neutral way, and I like it.

How about the weird copper veins through their overcooked roast beef? Fuck Subway.

In the 8th grade, I woke one day with full C cups. It honestly felt that sudden- squeezing my PacSun turtleneck on. The male attention I received made me suddenly popular with other girls, especially the small, elite group of populars whose sleepovers were like adolescent VIP parties.

Bravo ran a dramedy show this year called Girlfriend’s Guide to Divorce starring Dr. Cuddy from House, and it was surprisingly good.

In my early twenties, whenever I noticed a change in someone (a haircut, a new purse, new color lipstick) I complimented it. Whether or not I genuinely liked the change, I had a compulsive need to turn my observation into communication, connection, making the person feel good, having something to say, whatever it was.

Your skin is lovely.

Yes, feathering, yes, fading. My artist won't even do them.

Is any lip exfoliater worth buying? Whenever I try one I feel like I could very cheaply make a dupe with brown sugar and vaseline.