Pelicans fan here. Everyone can kiss my ass he’s our hostage. 

This very media outlet told us Costco checks receipts to protect the member from being overcharged not to catch thieves. I chafe at having to wait inline to prove I bought my stuff but don’t want to risk my membership. Still dumb criminal. He seems to not understand video surveillance while wanting one of his own. If…

6/2 x (1+2) = 9 (what the problem says)

Two seconds against Jared Dudley at any point of your basketball life and that belief would have vanished.......as it did for me.  

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After all these years, an annoying white guy who won’t go away finally gets me to root for Duke.

This is correct (insurance underwriter here). Insurance policies never cover anything that amounts to a crime. The malpractice policy is essentially an “errors and omissions” policy that covers, as you noted, what essentially boils down to negligence (or what one could charitably call a mistake, depending on the…

Best show ending was The Shield IMO. The show’s not the greatest of all time, but it really followed through on its dedication to build every season out of the events of the previous with the stupid decisions from the early years spiraling further and further out of control. “Family Meeting” is one of the roughest…

I would condemn myself to closing my hand in the car door every time I closed it, if it meant I could have back the time I lost on that fucking show (Lost).

WTF? It doesn’t matter if the dude made a “second movement” after UVA smacked it - refs decided that the replay showed it grazed his finger tips before going out of bounds.  And by the way, UVA would go on to score another 10 points in OT.  Not to mention that another close out of bounds call went TT way at the end of…

By god you’re not gonna get away with this

After the Garnett trade, this is when the tank was supposed to START. The fact that they’ve managed to rebuild is magical. To make the playoffs this year is sorcery, like they’re a bunch of mages, or like, what’s the word I’m looking for...

oh come on. were you even watching? a call was made before that (incidental) contact was made, thus making that (incidental) contact irrelevant.

What about the non-call of what looked like a shot clock violation but was instead a basket for UCF? If they call that the other way on the floor and it would have stuck even if reviewed. Or that “block” that Tacko had on Zion in the 2nd half, where he clearly just hammered him and no foul was called. Or the countless…

Absolutely. Both that play and the one Zion picked up his fourth foul were both flops.

Nah, that foul gets called 10 out of 10 times. With the defender still moving and a foot inside the restricted area they’re always going to call the defender, even if the offensive player initiates contact.

It was a flop, just like the call on his fourth foul.

You’re really going to complain about this after Tacko committed about 7 fouls before finally fouling out? Dude figured out refs were only going to call about half of the fouls he committed by draping his arms over people as they went to the rim. Good on him for realizing how the refs were calling the game, but you…