Kinja’d

Not physically impaired, but I’m 6'7" and my knees dig into the seat in front of me when sitting in economy. I use the in flight mags to “cushion” my knees because they are a hell of a lot softer than the metal frame in the seat. So, I stand because it is painful to sit.

Amen. If you can open the tray table, you don’t need one of these. My knees also prevent seat reclining naturally. 

This is one of the simplest and best things I have read on Deadspin in a while. 

Gently in the distance, a melody with a moving bass line grew louder.

Yes, it is a monumental task, but there’s literally no other option if you want to “disarm America.” 

Can’t knock the hustle. 

Feeding them explosives and blowing them up is a popular control method. But yeah, an AR-15 is going to require a very accurate shooter to be effective. Will need to bump that up to a .270/AR-10/30.06 or something along those lines, minimum, to get consistent results.

Matt, the U.S. has never been a democracy. Why would it pretend to be one? 

One kills spiders. The other does not. Easy choice. 

is now camping on the Gulf Coast of Georgia and Alabama.

Every person reading this post had better sign that petition.

He really tried to black tar and feather Reid here. 

The standard would be clearer if they just attached a gif of the non-call in the Saints/Rams playoff game and said: “if it’s that obvious, it will be reversed. That’s it.”

The Heath Ledger bit was the best part. 

“money and endless permission”

the loud sound of a leg suddenly snapping like dry fettuccini

“Better” is a subjective word. I would have liked the ending to the series better if it had been darker. Arya kills Dany, who is then killed by the Unsullied/Drogon. Drogon goes nuclear. Most of the characters die. Those who are left literally have a kingdom of ashes in the end.

“I can never be lord of anything.”

It’s pretty common. Google “dram shop” and you’ll get the primer. Kansas just recently declined to adopt such a rule. http://www.kscourts.org/Cases-and-Opinions/opinions/SupCt/2019/20190510/115869.pdf