See?

New York is gross.

If these guys were true dirt bags, Rickey would’ve stolen them all in one afternoon.

I think the main question I’m left with after this article is: does anyone know a good roofing company in Omaha?

there is much gold to be mined from the rivals boards.

hating Calipari is pretty passé, but it is legitimately funny that they blew what could have been the easiest Final Four any Blue Blood has ever had. They were on the cusp of getting there beating a 12, a 13, a 9 and an 11. And they choked to hell against K-State. Lol.  

You forgot to not include one of the greatest rappers of all time in your list of embarrassments.

Boo this man! BOOOOOO!

How was there even a discussion about this?!?

Sister Jean is not a Mother

If the quarterback gets sacked, the quarterback gets sacked.

But he killed Apollo Creed in the ring, so that has to be worth something.

This man will not shut up or dribble.

What the fuck does global warming have to do with this?

Honestly, I was nodding along to this blog until I got to that line, and then I realized I was reading the manifesto of a lunatic. Burneko needs to be institutionalized. 

Birds are good. Did you know that if you give a struggling cancer patient a bird, it magically transforms their cancer from being their number one worst affliction to their number two worst affliction?

Villanova’s jerseys look different in this highlight.

That makes you about 97% more serious than this running joke.

yes this is a much healthier attitude than an ongoing comedic series about his progress

How dare his legions of fans dare speak their desires that he finish the story he began?